Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went out yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?
Husband:
I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Colour of eyes?
Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant:
Colour of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I can’t remember.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been trousers, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?
Husband:
She went in my Cobra
Sergeant:
What kind of Cobra was it?
Husband:
Hawk 289, uprated tubular front wishbones, Gaz rear dampers, 302 engine with lightened/balanced flywheel and crank, H-beam conrods and Ross pistons, high compression ratio, Holley double pumper carb with Edelbrock air cleaner, ARP head bolts, Powermaster alternator, Filter King fuel filter/regulator, Tremec T5 World Class manual trans custom top-end ratio, Jaguar IRS rear-end ...4
Wife missing
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Re: Wife missing
Two elderly gents wandering around the supermarket, one says to the other "I've lost my wife, she's in here somewhere", the other says, "me too". The first guy says to the second, "what does your wife look like?" he says' well, we've only been married a few months, she's 24, long legs, blond hair, lovely figure, wearing a red mini skirt....how about yours?"
"sod that" says the first guy, "lets look for yours".....
"sod that" says the first guy, "lets look for yours".....
TR6 (V8) Hawk 289 FIA (V8) Doing my bit for global warming.